i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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