I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
we made out on top of his cat.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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