My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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