We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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