your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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