I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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