When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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