Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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