it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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