god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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