Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
