when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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