She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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