Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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