rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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