So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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