You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
