I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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