Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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