She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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