forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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