you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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