They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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