So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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