tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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