I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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