I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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