Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
This house was built for laser tag.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
