How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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