I think im going to throw up on grandma
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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