1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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