i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
