Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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