i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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