the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Pants are for mortals
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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