the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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