This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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