I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Drunk is not a location!
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
