i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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