Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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