check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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