But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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