whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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