i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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