So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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