It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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