It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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