and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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