you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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