I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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