just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
