I got chris browned last night
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It's never too late to be topless.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
A+ Viking dick
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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